For Kendall

Reblog if your Tumblr picture is actually you.

My life right here

Daughter: dad I'm a lesbian
Dad: it's cool
Second daughter: dad I'm a lesbian too
Dad: Christ, doesn't anyone in this family love cock?
Son: I do

The Letter of the Law

foreverabitch:

thefrogman:

fucking win.

nothinsong:

kamidoodles:

lywinis:

zealman:

etherelle:

buttstuck:

codgebukkits:

thebellsareturnedtotears:

luxettenebris:

sarcasmisdead:

Good Guy Lucifer

So I know I said I didn’t want to spam you guys with this meme, but…

I can’t NOT reblog this.

Good Guy Lucifer is my new favorite meme

i just can’t tho

The last one

Oh my god. YES.

hehe

*slow clap*

I love this meme. o-o Where has it been all my life?

*applause*

vantassntitties:

me

Me. even offline. bitches.

thatawkwardmoment when people think you’re dating your facebook wife

My life.

Srsly

One of the greatest lines in cinema history.